yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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