If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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