i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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