Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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