**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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