Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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