i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize