doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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