susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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