can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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