oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
