The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Terrible idea I love it
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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