Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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