you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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