i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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