I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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