So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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