Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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