im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
we should paint friendship bongs
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