This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize