that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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