He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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