office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Randomize
