Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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