the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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