Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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