Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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