god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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