It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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