bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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