Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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