Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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