Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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