You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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