YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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