You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
