I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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