i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I just found puke in my bra..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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