Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I checked into jail on foursquare
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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