It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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