I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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