He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just found a bag of teeth...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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