do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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