This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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