Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Small penises have feelings too.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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