is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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