question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
