i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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