The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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