My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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