He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize