I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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