Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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