If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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