This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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